Ethan

It was Ethan's birthday and to celebrate, he hosted a McDonald's party!
Before my fashionably late arrival to a 5 year old's birthday party, I wrapped the remote control monster truck (that's what he asked for) but the wrapping paper's dimension was too small so I had to improvise by sticking another 2 pieces of paper on the sides.
It didn't help that the sticky tape I had was totally lacking in adhesive!


Me crammed in the car..

During the party I had the challenge of eating 20 chicken Mcnuggets, plus the large chips and coke as well as the birthday mud cake. Of course, I did it! How can I ever refuse food? Hahahaha!

Ethan with the present

Ethan hacking into the present hahaha!

Afterwards I spent my time preparing his lolly bags to bring to school tomorrow, I did 30 of them and it was draining.

I made him take this photo

I'm pretty sure I slept beautifully that night, my energy was drained playing and surrounded by children.

Change

Time to change the underwear on my blog,
I've gone with old school primary colours of red, blue and white.

Hopefully my mood changes with it -
But for now I'll confine myself in this 30 sq metre shoebox apartment of mine and eat tuna from a can, drink tea and listen to Loston Harris.

Close your eyes, rest your head on my shoulder and sleep,
Close your eyes, let's pretend we're both counting sheep

Pathetic

Mummy called me.
As she cried, I listened.
I hung up -

and I cried.
I cried,
I cried,
I cried and cried.

I stopped when I realized that my nose mucus was slightly infused with blood.
Don't know what that was.. probably my brain saying, "Dude, you're pathetic."

Douche

Kevin came over and chilled with me, brought me over more movies for me to watch. I showed him my dad's letter that he gave me before I left Japan, I haven't showed anyone until then.

I had my first shift as door girl tonight, standing still for 4 hours!
It wasn't as bad as I imagined because I was surrounded by a bunch of douche bag security guards who entertained me.
I got stamped in the forehead with the clubs name about 5 times when I blanked out into boredom. That wasn't that funny though, because I had to talk to people wanting to get into the club with an inked forehead. While they looked at me and pointed and said, "erm.."
I also learnt lots of new Lebanese words from the security guards haha.

But there was one nice security guard who kept wiping it off for me!
The boss of all the security guards tried to pick me up by saying that he would shower me in gifts and love because he thinks I'm beautiful with a gorgeous smile... He said it in front of his entire employees and I was just like, HAAAAAAAA... this is awkward! I just replied with, "Sorry I have a boyfriend"

And another gave me a flower but... the other security guard crushed it haha!

It got really cold towards the end of my shift, I was shivering even though I was wearing stockings and a jacket.

I hate rejecting people into the club so I came up with a codework, "cupcakes" to the security guards so I didn't flat out reject them in the face. To pinpoint which people couldn't come in I'd vary it with Chocolate muffins etc. Hahahaha!

Then I got into a heated argument and everyone gave me sympathy hugs. He just doesn't listen.
Fuming fuming fuming bleugrhgh!

Kevin took me home, but as I fumed out to him in the car, he was a little slow turning right because he was listening to me so we got pulled over by cops, where he was interrogated and breath tested. He was in the clear though!

Came home to cuddle up in my duck feather vest mum gave me, it's really ugly but it feels like a portable blanket. Just listening to music now,
Just tonight I will stay
And we’ll throw it all away
When the light hits your eyes
It’s telling me I’m right
And if I, I am through
It’s all because of you
Just tonight

Eyeliner

I dropped my eyeliner into the toilet bowl!!
What should I do?
a) Wash it
b) Keep using it
c) All of the above
d) Throw it

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA I just saw everything occur in slow motion, and screamed, "NOOOOOOOOOOO" as I hopelessly lunged to grab the ill-fated eyeliner.

Anyone want to shake my hand as I automatically plunged my hand into the lurid, bilious water of my toilet?

I'm currently in the process of spring cleaning my house!

Tears, and Boogers

This morning, I woke up.

Crying.
The peculiar thing was that the mannerisms in how my family treated me in today's dream reflected reality, yet I will still never cry. I will never let my fortress down.

I will never, otherwise this morning will become a daily tradition. And the booger running down my chin wasn't very comfortable.

Yesterday I went to Kevin's and watched Road Trip - a hilarious movie - but I learned one thing: "You're all brains and not enough cock and balls."
I've just gotta get out there and strut my stuff, just let me find my passion yeah?

I decided after a chat to head on home, where we went outside to find a man urinating in his garden. After analyzing our surroundings we decided that, it was the most inappropriate, strangest and random urination spot. His garden had no bushes, no tall trees, no fence.. The moment where Kevin berated the man was the most anger I've ever seen him fume, and Kevin never gets angry!

Look at the cute picture, Pancake drew of me - matching what I was wearing that Halloween night I worked hahaha (I was wearing red sneakers)!

Americain

As any Victorian resident, track fan, punter and alcoholic would know today is MELBOURNE CUP DAY, the 150th one.
Since I moved locations this year to be surrounded by a bigger hype, I decided to bet for the first time on 3 horses:

Americain (8) As you know is my favourite number
Tokai Trick (9) Just incase an outsider pulled in the odds
Maluckyday (24) Christopher's birthday

I wasn't enticed by the money spending, crowd pulling and the shit weather to go to the actual Flemington racecourse itself but I got pumped in front of the television.
Would've been nice to dress up I guess. Next time!

The TAB sports bet shop, even though I was out in the suburbs were spilling with people! I know Australia loves the race but Melbourne is fanatic!

I couldn't believe it, it's a dream come true for me! To win my first bet, to win anything out of luck! HOORAH! HOORAHH! Americain came first, and Maluckyday came second!!

Repeat! Americain came first!!!! And Maluckyday, second!!

Not only was my luck given birth to, but it spreaded to others! Dennis bet on 8 because it's my favourite number!
Uhm.. and Tokai Trick came like 12th or something.. but we won't highlight that