A Thank you Poem For Martian

On the 1st of March, 1992
A green, squiggly alien came through the loo
Perhaps to whine,
Perhaps to dine,
but in fact it was because he was so kind.
As he steadily tried to land his spaceship,
a girl in Carlton was stuck in a messy dip.
She had weekly problems dealing with numbers,
and every time she tried, she'd scream "Bummers!"
Her calculus assignment was sending her askew,
On the 1st of March, 1992
Deena received her saviour, and so she says,
THANK YOU!

A poem for Martin "Martian" Pham, as he constantly, selflessly helps me with my calculus assignment. I will cook you Spaghetti for lunch on Wednesday!