Pizza

My day began without me realising; mum storms in,
"DEENA, YOU LEAVE LAPTOP ON"

I'm like - oh shit. Then looked at the time and it was 6.30a.m. and I'm thinking,
why am I sleeping on my sheep and head on my laptop. I zonked out online.

I went to snuggle back in to sleep some more; my sister storms in,
"POLICE ARE HERE!"

I was like oh man, at 7a.m.!? But anyway, I chilled and grilled with the two cops for about an hour.
It felt like the movies, I had to give my details and then complete two faces from a comfit on what I thought the two culprits' appearances were like. I told them that the comfit book is real old, like the first 3 pages of hairstyles was mullets! Who even has that anymore!

I kept the following thought to myself though, why was there like 2 pages of caucasian eyes and then 3 pages of asian, and 4 pages of indigenous. Anyway, the pigs are going to come back with the fully furnished face versions, I bet I'm going to laugh and be like, they look like Shrek and Fiona.

Afterwards, I painted - looks like shit freshly laid from a dog. Then I did my 40 minutes cardio.
I ordered Pizza delivery for the first time in my life, and boy would I do it more if I knew the delivery boys were cute! Reow! Even more embarrassing I gave $26.90 in coins.

I ate the whole box of meatlovers and drank the big bottle of coke already. Excercise is taking it out on me, I've already fell asleep twice!

Impacts, Influences & Inspiration

Love

Self Expressing

Independence

Cooking

Friendship

Family

Music

Dream Catching

Spontaneity

Imagination

Strength

Couch Potato

Drop your jaws.
Deena just did 40 minutes of cardio.
Now, I know what you're thinking - but I'm alive! Gosh, it did feel good! Why have I been lazy for 18 years?

Don't you love frozen webcam moments when your friend looks like a cock eyed mongloid?



I thought this was interesting.. the Braille system, thought I'd share it


I really need to finish the painting a lady is paying me to do... lol overdue by like 2 months already!

Burglars & Pasta

I got woken up by this Bogan couple today, I answered the door
"Yeah?"
"Oh sorry, we're looking for an Aussie family, I think we have the wrong house."
"Oh snap, ouch. Bye!" *I slam the door*

Then I found out the neighbours got robbed, so I have to talk to police tomorrow because I'm the only witness.
I feel like the baby of Bruce Lee and Sherlock Holmes, loves it.

I got mail today, Otter the cigar box ukulele arrived! The sound is so rich and beautiful.

I don't wear glasses but I'm imitating my friend on skype today!


He also went step by step to teaching me how to cook, guess who cooked for the first time!!!
I was so excited slash happy slash scared! Above is le resulto.

I wanted to share one of my buys in the Japan December trip. It's the mascot for the Tokyo Tower but can I hear someone say LOL?
THE PLUSHIE (don't know why I was so mesmerized by the nipple antenna)

THE PENS

Le Ambiguous Wrap

For me, summer holidays don't iconize Coronas, the coast, fake tans or barbecues - for me, it's the shocking sleeping patterns. *glances at Wubsley*
Although at times, I wake and regret wasting the day but I'm in love with the night more. With my delusional state from the lack of forty winks, I end up doing more interesting activities anyway.

Today, I had band rehearsal. After years, we actually got some footage and recording in, it was fun. The majority of us were tired (Phil passing out on the floor).

Here's the original 3 (Kevin the Bassist was absent that day)
2006

And here's today (with the beautiful addition of Phil the drummer, and Josh moving to bass now)
2010

I'm still furious and delirious, so here's my song, Stolen for --> download
Lyrics
Chorus When your love gets stolen away from you
You wander how you were meant to do
All the little things that makes you happy
You call to hear unavailable
Then you learn that shit is unknowable
That he is unpredictable

Rap In the club, dancing hard just waiting on the fun to pass by, don't ask why, I can't think of a lie to tell you but I'm really confused because you and I - we were just brand new. Yet you had guts to batter your eyes and drag me through hell while I loved through your lies. 30 days and 31 nights and it really came down to the blinding Magic City (club name) strobe lights. Maybe you remember it better as you are still alive, somewhere, with someone I don't even know. You were by my locked side, pocket size while we blew our time at Babyface (Asian club event name) asian tide. It happened in a split second I felt you leave me all alone, I turned around to find you missing gone. Super Saiyan I screamed, "Who took my fucking n97 mini Nokia phone?"
But the only replies I got was Ke$ha churning, "Tik tok on the clock the party don't stop, no." So I guess it's time to say goodbye and do it without expecting a damn reply but I'm really learning you were just a tease, but honey there's plenty more fish in the sea. I'll just whip out my silver debit card and buy out a girl double as hard.

3 cheers for my beat boxing attempt? LOL
Ciao baby giraffes~

Phonenapped

I went into Optus today, I got my number transferred and my phone barred. So suck my big black...
I also had a dream and it went like this...
*harp music plays as the audience transcends into my dream*
I was back at Babyface, Magic City (the club event and place name) and I saw this massive Asian dude with my phone dangling out of his pocket, so I grab it and he turns around and yells,
"HEY! You look kinda cute... In that polkadot bikini gurrrlll.." (For all you lost people thats a song by LMFAO)

but no he actually yells,
"HEY BITCH WHAT YOU DOING?"
and I reply with,
"HEY WHAT, THAT'S MY PHONE CHIGGA"
Then I lay one on him, multiple times.. if only that was true I would pwn him hard.

I also wrote a song about my phone, but I made it sound like my beautiful soulmate who dogged me for another boy. It's called 'Stolen' I'll think about sharing it, maybe. If you be good.
Went to Jeff's gathering tonight, I learnt two things:
1) Serbians love their dick
2) I've got some good friends

Talking about good friends, piglets using his insurance on his n97 to cover my phone chaaaannnn ^^

I'm going to start sharing the facts I learn daily from a website Quinton showed me

Fck my life

Yeah and its fck my life because on my Mac keyboard, most of the keys crashed and now I'm attaching an external keyboard to it. What's the point of a fucking laptop? Oh plus, my screens going ballistic now.

Hey, and I got my phone stolen tonight.
Plus with two all nighters,

God I feel great.
p.s Mansfield is my suburb
p.p.s I could live caveman style without my gadgets