Phonenapped

I went into Optus today, I got my number transferred and my phone barred. So suck my big black...
I also had a dream and it went like this...
*harp music plays as the audience transcends into my dream*
I was back at Babyface, Magic City (the club event and place name) and I saw this massive Asian dude with my phone dangling out of his pocket, so I grab it and he turns around and yells,
"HEY! You look kinda cute... In that polkadot bikini gurrrlll.." (For all you lost people thats a song by LMFAO)

but no he actually yells,
"HEY BITCH WHAT YOU DOING?"
and I reply with,
"HEY WHAT, THAT'S MY PHONE CHIGGA"
Then I lay one on him, multiple times.. if only that was true I would pwn him hard.

I also wrote a song about my phone, but I made it sound like my beautiful soulmate who dogged me for another boy. It's called 'Stolen' I'll think about sharing it, maybe. If you be good.
Went to Jeff's gathering tonight, I learnt two things:
1) Serbians love their dick
2) I've got some good friends

Talking about good friends, piglets using his insurance on his n97 to cover my phone chaaaannnn ^^

I'm going to start sharing the facts I learn daily from a website Quinton showed me