Child Labour

First eating disorders, now this?

96 hours of child bearing labour granted my search to discover any recovery method - from dried prunes to sachets of laxafail. I felt like I was Octomum and was on the brink of crying (huge thing for a heartless girl). Never have I felt such excruciating pain.

All this due to damn Panadeine Forte pain medication symptoms! Ahh, don't think I would be so hasty and wide-eyed to fall pregnant. I'm talking my first taste of constipation.

After incessant torture, it was on the ripe afternoon of today that I gave birth to three beautiful sienna brown children, totes ladylike!

The eldest brown child is dubbed Wubsley, due to his support.