Saturday, January 23, 2010

Eating Disorder

Sigh, the secrets out.

Exactly what the title explains my situation as.
Yes ladies, I have an eating disorder.
Being a hardcore Gossip Girl fan, my straw diet consists of mashed potato, congee, yoghurt, ice cream on those rare occasions where your boyfriend breaks up with you and puree.

You may think this is a harsh, ungodly outlet to confess my sins but really I'm just obliged to dedicate myself to such a routine until the stitches in my mouth dissolve and the swelling in my cheeks calm down.

Ah the joys of getting 3 wisdom teeth extracted. I've been degraded to Hamtaro, David Hasselhoff, Totoro, chipmunk and Buzz Lightyear.