Sunday, January 24, 2010

Presents & Pranks




I've been spoilt this Summer - like milk that's been in the fridge way past its expiry date. It didn't help that a fortnight ago was my fat 18th and Christmas being a month before.

My friend Otter with the utmost remarkable talent, handcrafted me a beautiful baritone ukulele resonator (that's a mouthful) to add to my petite collection. I can't wait for Otter (Oh, I named it after you! And yes, I name my instruments) to arrive in the mail.

However, my sticker raped guitar hasn't been christened with a name so if anyone has ideas? (Check out above polaroid)

After an enriching 11 hour sleep, I wake up to Wubsley telling me to call Melbourne University. I recited him the conversation and how I had to say my number. He was like, "Oooh is that your number?" I responded with, "No, I made that up for conversational purposes." He said, "I was going to save that! What if I rang you and I got a random?!?!"
Eventually, it lead on to me daring him to do it as some trust game and funnily enough - he did it! Thing is, he had no idea it was my mother's number! Mum: *In a rich, rotund asian accent* Hello?
Wubs: Hey, can I speak to Deena?
Mum: Who?
Wubs: Deena?
Mum: MY DAUGHTER?
Wubs: OH WHAT A FUNNY GIRL
Mum: What?
Wubs: Oh yes please.
Mum: So you want Deena?
Wubs: Yes please.
Mum: DEEEEENAAAAAAAAAA
Dee: Yeah?
Mum: Phone!
Dee: Who?
Mum: Your friend!
Dee: *takes mum's mobile* BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA YOU GOT OWNED.

Bet he's feeling really shamed out now because I got him good - but I actually got him better.
Mother was actually Academy Award winning Deena, and that is my number :)
Love!

6 comments:

Deshna said...

Clearly the guitar must be named something to do with a black object, or with that shade of appearance. I am thinking, Salem. WHICH IS WITCHLY, hahahaha, or perhaps, Gunther, NOT FOR THE PUN or Horatio because it sounds strong, yet it's a pussy man from CSI: - and this is the sticker relation.

Bambi said...

I like Salem..
Gunther wouldve been cooler if there was no pun
and I WANT TO STAB HORATIO LOL

Deshna said...

Well, looks like Salem is winning, unless I think of another... like..

Cooper.
Sounds pretty casual for your guitar, sounds kind of right.

Antwan, Antwon? How do you spell that.. that name for Uke.

I GOT THE NAME

HOUDINI!

Bambi said...

Alejandro
LOL

HOUDINI WTF?!?!?!?!

Coooper is like what I want to name my kid man

chocoloby said...

I was gonna say "Nera" which is black in italian, but since you guitar is more like...camouflage ?

Person said...

How about "my vibekid" if it is not too late?